I'm sorry for existing.

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

(via jrosemoon-deactivated20210608)

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

(via danthouartonfire-blog)

soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

(via orgasmic-humor)

gnarly:

*starts typing text post*

*realizes nobody cares*

*stops typing text post*

(via sextnoise)

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

(via sextnoise)

princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

(via sextnoise)

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

(via sextnoise)

fasterfood:

getting a crush on someone

finding out they are already dating someone else

(via danthouartonfire-blog)